QUEEN BATHURST: Rob & Doug, Show Us Your Books Campaign Update

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Rob & Doug, Show Us Your Books Campaign Update

Welly-welly-well. It's been three days, and the Rob & Doug, Show Us Your Books Campaign has raised a grand total of $0. That's zero dollars. As in none. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Big huge rolling goose egg. The opposite of something. An existential abyss of unfundedness.

And that's cool. It would have been nice to raise some money for charity (and the campaign is still live for seven more days so there's still time to donate to CAMH). But this story is evolving so quickly that whether Rob and/or Doug bought the tape themselves seems more like a quaint historical mystery to a lot of people than an actual pressing public concern.

Besides, it did accomplish its secondary goal, which was to serve as pretty obvious clickbait for a brand new blog (which, given the fact that I was silenced by Gawker for daring to question their Crackstarter campaign, I don't feel the least bit bad about being forthright about, unlike them). The Rob & Doug, Show Us Your Books Campaign post has generated four times as many hits as any of the other posts on this blog. Considering the 2000 page hits we received in our first two days of existence, that's not too bad.

Still, I sure would like to see it work. I'm not exactly what you'd call optimistic about the prospect, but hey, it's fun to hope.

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