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Monday, May 27, 2013

So, Like, Ford Apparently Just Hires People He Meets Wherever...

Just read the Toronto Star report about the mayor's entire communications staff (that being his press secretary and deputy press secretary) resigning en masse this afternoon because he basically took the statement they wrote for him Friday and wiped his ass with it.

Now, it's obvious the wheels are coming off the bus over there, and you certainly don't need me to tell you the specifics since they're just about everywhere right now. But I did want to point out my absolute favourite part of that article (emphasis mine):

The resignations weaken a staff many councillors felt was too lean even before the crisis. Most of Ford’s remaining aides are young, and many they [sic] have little policy or government experience. Ford’s two most recent hires are 21-year-old J.C. Hasko, a Don Bosco football assistant coach and fitness trainer, and Brendan Croskerry, a musician who has worked for a marketing firm.

So basically, the only qualifications it takes to work for the mayor of one of the largest cities on the continent are either helping Ford with his (former) football team or, apparently, being a dude. Just a dude. Any old dude. I'm not trying to make Ford out to be a chauvinist here (his offer to teach women about politics over coffee notwithstanding). I suppose it could just as easily have been a dudette. But yeah. At this point, if you need a job, and you can stomach working for Rob Ford, I suggest you mosey on over to city hall. Don't bother wearing a suit or bringing a resume or shaving or, hell, even bathing. Just be a human being willing to work for him, and there's a good chance you'll be his new chief of staff.

Good luck!

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