QUEEN BATHURST: People Are Wack, Part I Of Infinity

Monday, June 3, 2013

People Are Wack, Part I Of Infinity

From the Facebook page of Gabrielle Neveu, Owner/Manager of Trap Door Boutique (2993 Dundas Street West):

Today's CUSTOMER of the WEEK:

Man struts in and says: "HI, How's Sue doin'?"

Me: "Sue? I don't know who you mean?"

Man leaves without a word and comes back with a friend from his "BAND."
They have pizza slices from across the street and commence eating that is difficult to describe.

Man (chewing): "You know, Sue who I used to date before she went mental and threw all my stuff including that dress from your shop I bought her all over Weston Road?"

Me: Oh yes, um.....Sue .......I haven't seen her at all......ever

Man (lip smacking pizza): Nevermind, what pants are you gonna dress me in? Cuz I gotta look hot on stage! (elbows buddy also chewing pizza loudly) "She'll dress you up right man, she'll make sure pants fit right (winks), and she makes shirts too."

Buddy: (munch munch) "Right on!"

Man: "Remember that shirt you custom made me? Sue bought me that fucking unbelievably cool shirt man....... it's on Weston Road too."

Me: "I could make another one if you want..."

Man: (hands me empty pizza plate and wipes face with his own sleeve) "Yeah it's expensive in here, tell Sue I said HI!"

Pizza Band exits.....I have the pizza plate in my hand and I don't know who the heck these people are but I do know why "Sue" went mental!!!!

1 comment:

UnknownJune 3, 2013 at 7:00 PM
I imagine Grues are made up of guys like that, stitched together and left in the dark for much too long.
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