Rob Ford Is A Cracked Out, Coked Up, Staff Attacking, Woman Harassing, Pussy Hunting, Hookering, Drunk Driving, Racist Tosspot With Ties To A Murder. Now Sue Me Because I Ain't Being "Careful"

"Be careful on what you write."

- Rob Ford, November 13, 2013

It's D-Day.  Nuclear Wednesday.  Armageddon.  Whatever the fuck.  It's one hell of a day, anyway.  Ford was verbally demolished in council (not that it mattered all that much since no one can actually force him to do anything at all) and admitted he'd bought illegal drugs.  Then the new Lisi ITO was dropped, sans a whole ton of the redaction from the last version.  And that's when shit got CRAZY!

Now I'm going to list things that Ford is or has done or is tied to.  I'm not going to qualify it by saying it hasn't been proven in court or use words like "allegedly."  Fuck it.  I'm sick of this asshole's arrogance.  A lot of people lately have been talking about compassion.  That as flawed as the mayor is you can't help but feel sorry for him and his problems, especially if he is a full on addict.  Well let me tell you something.  My compassion is for the addicts who were screwed when Ford scrapped funding for 38 community drug prevention programs.  My compassion is for the addicts who contracted HIV because Ford eliminated funding for 42 AIDS prevention projects.  My compassion is NOT for the addict who has been afforded every opportunity to seek help for his problem, with the promise of his job waiting for him when he gets back.  My compassion is NOT for the addict who is taking an entire city down with him, and whose response after a stunningly ersatz show of contrition is to act belligerent and challenge his supporters to stick with him or quit, his opponents to bring it on, and his constituents to shut the fuck up already and let him get back to the job he loves doing, damn the consequences.  I have zero sympathy for Rob Ford's disease.  You are a terrible human being, Mayor Ford, one who fucked over the very "little guy" you profess to care about, the little guy suffering from the same affliction you appear to suffer from yourself.  You suck, dude.  And you are all of the things listed in the title of this post.  Now put your money where your giant gob is and SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ME.  Sue me, Ford.  The onus in court will be on me to prove that what I'm saying is true.  I'll take my chances.  As you would say, "bring it on."

ROB FORD IS CRACKED OUT

We already know all about this one.  Bill Blair has confirmed the video of the mayor smoking crack exists, and Ford has admitted to having smoked crack.  He says it was once.  I call him a liar.  I can't prove he is, but I have a pair of eyes and a pair of ears and a working brain and common sense.  Dude's lying, he's smoked crack more than once.  LIAR LIAR LIAR FORD.  Wanna sue me yet?

ROB FORD IS COKED UP

Well there's this story, from Isaac Ransom, former staffer to the mayor:

Anyone want to tell me that's not cocaine?  Considering the massive amounts I've ingested myself, I can tell you pretty definitively that it is.

Or this, from the mayor's server at Bier Markt on St. Patrick's Day:

And in case you think this is something remembered poorly well after the fact, I turn your attention to this tweet from Jonathan Goldsbie:

A couple days after Ford's Bier Markt expedition, I wrote a short thing about it. This comment immediately appeared: http://t.co/rXllA8JKvu
— Jonathan Goldsbie (@goldsbie) November 14, 2013

Or how about this, from the bartender that night:

Then there's this, from an assistant football coach at Don Bosco:

Are these definitive proof?  No.  Do I 100 per cent believe and say out loud that the mayor is a cokehead who uses regularly, basing this on my own experience and the common sense a five-year-old would need to connect the dots?  Absolutely.  Rob Ford loooooooooves the yeyo.


ROB FORD ATTACKS HIS STAFF:

Here's another fun story from St. Patrick's Day, 2012.  This one involves Ford's staffers Olivia Gondek, Earl Provost and Brooks Barnett:

Sounds like an awesome guy to party with, eh?

ROB FORD SEXUALLY HARASSES WOMEN

This one is bonkers.  This is the incident mentioned above that led to the altercation with his staffers.  Keep in mind this is BEFORE they went to Bier Markt.  This was during the PRE-DRINK:

The part where he tosses off the old "Imma eat yer box" at the female security guard on his way out the door is really the classiest move of all.  Dude's a playa.  

ROB FORD HUNTS PUSSY

We already know from above that he'll hit on chicks at subway stations and offer his box-munching expertise to the blue collar workers he encounters around the office.  Does Robbie look anywhere else for some loving?

Lest anyone think he's not a good dude when it comes to ladling out the rewards for being a female within his gravitational pull for a few minutes, I call your attention to the following:

And when he's not hunting pussy for himself., he's trying to be a solid wingman for his bros:

What a guy.  

ROB FORD DIGS HOOKERS

We already know his good friend Elaine Basso of the infamous 15 Windsor Drive was busted once for prostitution.  But that was a long time ago.  Any recent hookers in Ford's life?  Let's go back to St. Patrick's Day and the mayor's office in City Hall:

Oh, well whaddya know?

ROB FORD DRIVES DRUNK

This story is the tits!

A fucking mickey in a minute and a half.  That, my friend, is some serious power drinking,  Let's call it 13 for the road!  But as odd as that would be, maybe this was just an isolated incident, right?

The oxy is a nice touch.  

ROB FORD IS A RACIST

This isn't new information, of course.  But there is a new instance of him proving it:

Then there's his allergy to "ethnic media events":

I mean really, who wants to get up early in the morning when you're super hung over and talk to a bunch of foreigners, right?  

ROB FORD IS A TOSSPOT

I'm going to leave this one alone.  There are about a million instances of him getting wasted in the ITO.  But whatever.  Dude's admitted to blackouts and drunken stupors.  Read the full report (here it is at Torontoist) or any web site on the planet if you want some specifics on those.

ROB FORD HAS TIES TO A MURDER

And here I'll refer you to my earlier post on his connection to Anthony Smith and Smith's connection to the crack video.

The whole point of this piece, besides enumerating just how many ways our mayor is a shit tornado in a cheap suit, is to say that yeah, some of this stuff hasn't been proven in a court of law, but if you're still mindless, naive, or willfully blind enough to think the mayor isn't a drunken, cokehead, crack smoking misogynist rage monster, then you're everything I called you the other day times a billion.

And to you, Rob Ford, Doug Ford, all the Fords and all your allies.  ROB IS ALL OF THESE THINGS, DEFINITIVELY, NOT ALLEGEDLY.  ROB FORD IS A CRACKED OUT, COKED UP, STAFF ATTACKING, WOMAN HARASSING, PUSSY HUNTING, HOOKERING, DRUNK DRIVING, RACIST TOSSPOT WITH TIES TO A MURDER.

Want to sue me now?

Let's get it on.